It's Halloween costume time! And since you're clearly going to procrastinate, you'll probably find yourself getting a crappy store-bought costume at the last minute, but please AVOID THESE.

Here's a list of the five worst Halloween costumes we've seen so far this year.


1. Cry Baby Adult Costume

This costume features an oversized tan polyester bodysuit with a large white diaper and a bib that says "Cry Baby."  Even someone with a diaper fetish would find this thing hideous.

2. Sexy Oscar the Grouch

Last year "Sesame Street" released a line of sexier adult costumes. Some, like Elmo and Cookie Monster, might be okay. But putting a garbage can lid on your head and wearing a skirt with a garbage can print is not.

3. Big Foot

This isn't Bigfoot, the half-man, half-ape.  This is a costume where you're wearing a giant foot.  With hairy toes. And it costs $50.

4. The Sun

This costume is just lazy.  Basically it's a big yellow felt circle with a few points sticking out.  And it costs $40.

5. A Woman's Jumpsuit That Says "Halloween"

It's not even a costume.  It's a cheap-looking full-body jumpsuit that inexplicably has the word "Halloween" printed near the left shoulder.