Valentine's Day is this Tuesday, and if you haven't gotten a gift yet, don't get anything on this list. We found the five worst gift suggestions, and they're all from actual places. Here they are:

  • 1

    Scrabble

    "Cosmo" says:  "Put a naughty twist on this crossword game by playing only suggestive words, or turn it into a game of strip-Scrabble."

     

    Why it's lame: If you need Scrabble to spice up your sex life, a board game on Valentine's Day won't fix it.

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  • 2

    Costco Samples

    SmartMarriages.com says:  "[If] you're a member of a wholesale club, have fun eating all the free samples! Then fill in any empty holes left in your stomach by going out to lunch."

    Why it's lame:  It's hard to think of something less-romantic than wading through a crowded warehouse store to get a few Bagel Bites.

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  • 3

    Dog Treats

    AskMen.com says:  "When you've first met a girl, you're unlikely to know her likes, dislikes, and diet restrictions. You always, however, know what kind of treats her dog will appreciate."

    Why it's lame:  Why would you know more about your girlfriend's dog than your actual girlfriend?  On the other hand, throwing in a gift for her pet in ADDITION to her gift isn't a bad idea.

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  • 4

    Tools

    "Seventeen" magazine says: "Guys like useful gifts. Things like fifteen-in-one screwdrivers, duct tape, and towropes are always good ideas."

    Why it's lame: Guys don't really want romantic gifts, and tools are a "manly" choice, but there's just something that feels "serial killer" about giving him rope and duct tape as a gift.

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  • 5

    Selling Yourself on eBay

    "Cosmo" says:  "Create a listing on eBay.com for your love and let your sweetie win the auction."

    Why it's lame:  Do I even need to explain this one?  It's creative, but calm down:  If you're struggling with what to give someone - guys can't go wrong with a massage or a spa treatment.  And ladies, all your guy really wants is...well, you know.

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