A 24-Year-Old Woman Drives Drunk, Knees a Cop in the Groin, Then Gives Us a Two-Thumbs-Up Mug Shot

We're going to run down the laundry list of what this woman did last Thursday night during her drunk driving arrest - and you'd never believe she produced such a happy smiling mug shot.

Here we go . . .

On Thursday night, 24-year-old Michelle Watson of Prescott, Arizona was driving drunk in her Honda Civic. Her blood-alcohol level was three times the legal limit. She crashed into several curbs and went up on the sidewalk. When the cops pulled her over and told her to walk in a straight line, she told them, "I don't have to walk [effing] anywhere." Then she shoved and wrestled with one cop and kneed another in the groin while she was being handcuffed.

Finally, she kept kicking the inside of the cop car to escape.

And after all that, when she got to jail and they took her mugshot, she gave a huge smile and a Fonzie two-thumbs-up to the camera.

She's been charged with aggravated assault on a cop, resisting arrest, and a, quote, "DUI - super extreme."

Here is a photo of Watson from her public Facebook page - we're assuming this is before her Siskel and Ebert mug shot pose.