Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
This Supercut of Kids Embarrassing Parents Is Reason Enough to Stay Childless
Kids really do say the darnedest things.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running (Or Slowly Walking) for the Gym
Is your own personal battle of the bulge turning into the war of waistline?
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
Dad Who Drops Foul Ball at Texas Rangers Game Scars His Young Son for Life
There's nothing better than going to a game and catching a foul ball. There's nothing worse than going to a game and blowing a golden opportunity to catch one.
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His Home
This guy was so truckin' upset.
Idiotic Social Media Star Is a Total Jerk Who’s Driving Neighbors Bonkers
Man, is this guy annoying.
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her Texts
The writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.
Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. And Now the Real Trouble Begins.
We spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.
Teenager Wins Lottery Twice In One Week and You’re Broke
Talk about pushing your luck.
Here’s the Disgusting Truth About Peeing in the Pool
Admit it -- you know you've gone number one in the pool. Well, you may want to consider holding it in.