Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
7 Rude Things (Besides Texting, Of Course) You Can Do in a Movie Theater
So, you're all excited to take in the newest Hollywood blockbuster, are ya? Well, hopefully, no one will ruin your night with these boneheaded antics.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Woman on Her Phone Walking in the Middle of a Highway
We know that cell phones can be used anywhere, but please don't take that literally.
RompHim Is a Man’s Romper That No One Asked For
This will either be the newest fashion craze or the newest punchline.
Caring Cop Parks in Middle of Road for Touching Reason
This officer is looking out for everyone on his beat. And we mean everyone.
2-Year-Old Is Alarmingly Super Chill in a Bounce House
Toddler plus bounce house equals one crazed kid, right? Well, not always.
Would You Drink Beer Made From Human Pee? Because You Can.
This is un-pee-lievable.
Don’t You Just Hate When the Minister Vomits in the Middle of Your Wedding Vows?
"I do" met "I spew."
Man Arrested for Dropping an F-Bomb in Front of Old Lady
The guy is looking at a punishment much worse than having his mouth washed out with soap.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
This Guy’s Mug Shot Is Pure Bonkersness
Guilt may not be written all over his face, but lunacy sure is.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Snake Eats Porcupine, Gets Appropriately Painful Punishment
It's like they say: you are what you eat.