Michael Gallucci is the senior editor at Ultimate Classic Rock. His previous gigs include editor-of-chief at Diffuser.fm, managing editor of Cleveland Scene and writing about music and movies for All Music Guide, American Songwriter, the A.V. Club, Goldmine, M Music & Musicians, Paste, Spin, the Village Voice and other publications and websites.
Lemmy Pancake Is Cooler Than Jesus Potato Chip
Joining a hallowed group that includes the walnut that looks like Chewbacca, the chicken nugget that looks like Abraham Lincoln and, of course, the potato chip that looks like Jesus, comes what is undoubtedly the coolest food item that looks like somebody famous.
Here’s Keyboard Cat With a Garage Rock Classic
We don't want to waste too many words on this. Because really, all you need to do is watch the above clip.
Snake Wrestles Crocodile, Snake Eats Crocodile, We Lose Sleep for Next Four Nights
If you don't want to be sitting up late at night with the lights on, jumping at every little sound you hear, for the next four nights, you probably should stop reading now. The following story involves a giant snake, a crocodile, an epic battle and one of the critters devouring the other.