Ok... the easy stuff first. I was born in Tucson, went to high school here in Wichita Falls (OLD HIGH CLASS OF '99 REPRESENT!), and graduated college in Albuquerque. I'm happily married to my High School sweetheart Lindsey and we have a beautiful baby girl Madeline (named after one of the funniest women to ever live, Madeline Kahn.) I'm a huge geek, and proud of it. At any given time by belt buckle is either Ghostbusters, Superman or Batman, I have many shirts to match those belt buckles, and have more action figures on display in my house than my 8-year-old nephew has in his toy chest. Now for the more introspective stuff... My wife says that its quite obvious that I was born to entertain people. In a group of people, if I'm not cracking jokes, people come up and say, "Are you feeling ok?" Getting people to laugh at something I said or did, and I meant to make them laugh, is the best feeling in the world to me. Of course I've learned the hard way where and when it is not a good idea to try to make people laugh... like funeral homes or a police line up.
Tony Kerns
Amber Guyger Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison for Botham Jean Murder
After deliberating for just over an hour, the jury who found Amber Guyger guilty of murdering Botham Jean sentenced her to a decade behind bars.
Texas Sheriff’s Deputy Murdered by Suspect at Traffic Stop
Harris County Deputy Sandeep Dhaliwal was pronounced dead Friday afternoon after he was ambushed and gunned down by a suspect in a traffic stop.
How Much Matthew McConaughey Will Make as a UT Professor
The Oscar-winning actor will definitely be taking a pay cut for his new role as a full-time University of Texas professor.
Prosecutors Say Officer Guyger Was Distracted by Sexting Before Shooting
Prosecutors are arguing that former Dallas police officer Amber Guyger entered the wrong apartment and shot Botham Jean because she was distracted from sexting with her partner.
‘Supernatural’ Star Reportedly Set for ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ Reboot
With 'Supernatural' about the start its 15th and final season, reports are series star Jared Padalecki's next project is already set.
Texas Jail Mistakenly Releases a Dozen Inmates Over the Past Year
A Texas Sheriff is under fire after it was discovered his jail had mistakenly released 12 inmates over the past year.
Irish People Trying Dr. Pepper is Strangely Entertaining [VIDEO]
While Dr. Pepper is a staple of Texas, do you ever wonder how people not familiar with the nectar of the gods would take to it?
What is the Top Trending Halloween Costume for Texans This Year?
Hey Texas! You need to step up your Halloween costume game.
Cassandra Peterson Working on Autobiography and New Elvira Movie
After a revival of her TV show was recently shot down, Cassandra Peterson announced that she's shifting her attention to making another Elvira movie.
North Texas School Board Upholds Termination of Trump Tweeter
The Fort Worth ISD board ruled unanimously this week to fully terminate a teacher who tweeted to Trump asking him to remove the school's illegals.
Bert Kreischer’s ‘The Machine’ Story Being Made Into a Movie
Legendary Pictures has announced they will be making a movie based on comedian Bert Kreisher's story of robbing a train with the Russian Mafia.
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick Goes Against NRA, Supports Background Checks
Texas' Lt. Governor Dan Patrick is breaking party lines and going against the wishes of the NRA by saying he will lead the charge on a specific background check.