This guy's stunt -- ahem -- towers over all others.

A shirtless man wearing shorts in Kansas City who severely misunderstands what it means to be a TV star climbed WDAF's broadcast tower and helped himself to a few beers, which he then proceeded to throw down after he polished them off. Yeah, it's hard to believe a man not wearing a shirt in public would ever do something like this. We'd expect him to be in a lab somewhere working on a cure for any one of a number of diseases.

The man stayed in the tower for awhile, presumably because shirtless dudes don't really have a whole lot in the way of responsibility or need to be anywhere beside the curb outside of 7-Eleven.

Cops eventually hauled him to jail for trespassing.