Max Fleck isn’t too bright. The 20-year-old Chicago man experienced a break-in the other night and called the police to report it. What was missing? A laptop and two pounds of marijuana.

Fleck reported that he was in his apartment when three men entered. He and a companion in the apartment were struck in the face and head, and the men got their loot and left.

Unfortunately for Fleck, police found more than they bargained for when they showed up.

When police arrived, they found narcotics in his apartment and arrested him on four separate charges -- two felony counts of possession of a controlled substance and two counts of possession of cannabis, the Sun-Times reported.

What would this world be without morons? It’s one more reason why you shouldn’t do drugs.

Read more about Max’s stolen stash here.