Man Charged After Giving Four Year Old a Wet Willy
I didn't even know people still did this, let alone do it to someone's random kid.
The Wet Willy, if you don't know what this is, you were never bullied as a kid. The Wet Willy is simple. You stick your finger in your mouth, then you stick that finger in someones ear. It's gross, it's weird and I didn't even think it was still a thing. I can't even remember the last time someone gave somebody a Wet Willy. I am talking about in television or on a movie.
Well one man is not letting the Wet Willy die. 34-year-old Michael Migani did a Wet Willy to a random four year old, in the presence of the boy's mother. The incident happened in the waiting room of a business, while the child was playing with his mother, police said.
When Migani was confronted by the mother and staff, he fled in his vehicle and was stopped by Shelton police. Migani was charged with second-degree breach of peace and second-degree reckless endangerment. He is expected to appear in court on Aug. 19.
So many questions to this story. What did the kid do to provoke getting a Wet Willy? Does this guy go around just giving random children Wet Willies? What would you do in that situation if some guy gave your kid a Wet Willy? Also, today I learned the charges for giving someone a Wet Willy.