Man Dumps Juice on Himself at Texas Kroger, Delivers Bizarre Message

Texas Man's Juicy Mishap at Kroger Leaves Shoppers Baffled!

Imagine needing attention so badly that the only thing you can think of is to video yourself dumping apple juice over your head at a grocery store.

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"You gotta tell yourself who you are!" is the mantra that this rascal repeats over and over as he slides around on his spilled juice with one foot in a boot, and the other in a sandal and sock.

Practicing What He Preaches

I do have to give it up to this man, he's not letting anybody else tell him who he is. He's the man who doesn't wear matching footwear, and you can't tell him any different.

Cleanup on Aisle Three

I wonder if he stuck around and yelled that motto at the utility cleark as he mopped up all that juice? I also need to know if he paid for that juice. I also need to know how soaked that sock was.  

Message Received

I will say this, I would not have clicked on the video below if he simply ran up to a camera out in the parking lot and said all this. The juice thing worked. You know what buddy, you're right. I'm not letting anybody tell me who I am anymore. Thank you, Juice Man.

Check out the video below: