Milk squirting out of your nose is sooo passe.

In this crazy -- or is that disturbing? -- video, a man shows off his bizarre skill squirting milk from his eye.

Does he do this at parties? Does he to it win over the ladies on first dates? And how exactly did he come to learn he had this talent? We don't know, but we do know that we were so amazed at this that we somehow got orange juice to come flying out of our ears.