This is one of those moments that makes me glad we live in an era where everyone's got a phone with a camera.  Because events like this NEED to be photographed.

On Tuesday afternoon, police in Kemah, Texas, about 30 miles southeast of Houston, got a few calls about a naked man riding a unicycle on the side of the highway. At least one person took a photo of it.

When the police got there, they found 45-year-old Joseph Farley completely naked, riding his unicycle across a bridge.

He was totally sober, and explained to the cops that he just liked how it felt to be completely FREE from restrictive clothing while he unicycled.

He was arrested for indecent exposure.

Now we think riding a unicycle naked doesn't necessarily make a man insane, just clearly unbalanced. Ooh, while we're on the subject of bad unicycle jokes, how about his one: Carrie Underwood was riding a unicycle when someone asked her, "hey, where's your other wheel?" She responded, "Jesus took it!"

Here is the photo of Farley free wheeling down the highway - It's a from a distance so his naughty bits are not visible.

 

[The Smoking Gun]