This poor kid will never live this down. The real question is, is the dad really so naive that he thinks his son just likes having soft hands? I have to believe he knows what it's really for.

New York's CBS 2 was out interviewing people during the big snow storm that slammed the East Coast recently, when they stumbled on this father and son out doing a little shopping. The happy dad explains that they went out to get the son a reward for doing so well on a recent test. To reward him, he was buying his son some hand lotion.

The reporter even seemed a little confused. He asks, "So, you got good marks....and you wanted hand lotion?" Now, maybe we're all just getting a bit dirty minded here, but it's pretty easy to put 2 and 2 together when it comes to a teenage boy and hand lotion. I'm not going to spell it out for you, but the character Warren in 'There's Something About Mary' might be able to explain it.

All jokes aside, congratulations to the kid for really rubbing out a good grade on that test. He wasn't jerking around with that school work. He got down to business and really showed that test where to get off. Ok, I'm done. I promise. That's what she said.