I'm going to let you in on a secret.  When I first moved to Texas, I based everything I knew from things I had learned on King Of The Hill.  Honestly, it's one of the greatest shows ever made.

I'm going to be honest again, I know nothing about Pokemon. I've never played it, I've never owned it, I know nothing.

Thankfully, King of the Hill has came to my rescue again and allowed me to learn everything I could ever need to know. Why does this video exist? Well, that's an easy answer. Someone had way to much free time.

May I present to you, the video that serves no real purpose but will maybe be your new favorite thing: