Hot Mess

Name: Sassy Stanley Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator. Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise. Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearranging, and walking because for some reason I never get picked up while hitchhiking...

Name: Roberta — AKA Rubberta. Occupation: Taste tester on Pa’s farm and licensed notary public. Interests: Big wheeling, Michelin tires, NASCAR, Lynyrd Skynyrd, swamp rock, racism and solving ’48 Hours Mystery’ programs before the show is over (currently 0-54)...