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Kiss Me Or Die!
Everyone has been there... you've made an advance toward someone you're crushing on, only to have your hopes dashed. A Florida woman decided this past week that a refusal just wouldn't do.
Man Declares Himself King, Is Arrested
If you've ever wondered what it's like to be royalty, just ask Joseph Borowiak of Michigan. This past week he declared he's a king, and it didn't end with royal servants at his beck and call.