Where Would Each of the Avengers Hang Out in Wichita Falls?
Let's just imagine some alien invasion is happening in our city and The Avengers just saved the day. Where would they hang out in our town?
Captain America - Sheppard Air Force Base
Come on, this one is easy. Mr. America is of course gonna wanna hang out at the nearest military base. Show some love to some fellow American soldiers. Get that red, white, and blue pride flowing in the Falls.
Ironman - Whiskeyta
In case you did not know, Tony Stark has a really bad alcohol problem. He is gonna need to get his fix after kicking some alien ass in Wichita Falls. He would probably want to go Whiskeyta and try over 100 different whiskeys. He would probably try to drink them all in one night as well.
The Incredible Hulk - Gold's Gym
Bruce Banner is a very chill scientist guy. Maybe he needs to calm down with some Yoga, which is available at Gold's Gym. Let's say someone accidentally steps on his toe and he goes full Hulk? He will need to get the aggression out and start throwing some weights around. Gold's got that for the big green guy as well. Let's be honest, he would probably just tear a hole in the wall if he went Hulk, but the weights are there for him.
Thor - Weeks Park Golf Course
This one was tough. Thor is a Nordic God, so I was trying to find a Norwegian restaurant in our area, none. So maybe a tool shop for a new hammer? He has the best hammer, he wouldn't want some little hardware store hammer. Thor is the God of Thunder and with Thunder comes lightning. You may remember this very strange mark at Weeks Park Golf Course. Looks like Thor landed right there. Check out the video below.
Black Widow - Wichita Falls Ballet Theatre
In case you did not know, the Black Widow is an exceptional ballerina. It was actually one of her first covers in the comic book for her true identity as a secret agent. Maybe she would want to get in some ballet practice while in the Falls.
Hawkeye - Northwest Texas Archery Club
Another no-brainer. What would the arrow dude from the Avengers want to do in Wichita Falls? Shoot some arrows. Luckily the archery club exists. Granted they have a building on Southwest Parkway, but not really an indoor range. They do participate in archery events throughout Texas so I am sure they could find a place for Hawkeye to practice.
Nick Fury - Pueblo Boxing
Nick Fury, the man in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D. and kind of tries to keep control of The Avengers. Nick was a tough one to come up with, but then I remembered he used to be a boxer. Nick could get a couple of sparring rounds in and maybe take out a punching bag or two.
BONUS: Abandoned Texoma