If you are having a case of the Mondays, then I have the cure.  This little nugget of joy is from Heaven above and  just fell into my lap.  The lady said she was horrified and embarrassed that they kicked her out... um, what she should have been horrified and embarrassed about was that outfit!  Oh, and she says she'll never go to Wal-Mart again... riiiiiiiiight.  I believe that.