Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Americans Are Going to Spend More Than $9 Billion on Halloween
The amount of money people will spend on Halloween is downright scary.
Yutz Bank Robber Nabbed After Googling ‘How to Rob a Bank’
Well, here's something Google can't help you do.
Mortified Employees Share the Shadiest Work Rules They’ve Had to Endure
Just be thankful your boss your boss only emails you once or twice a night after quittin' time.
Halloween Season Means an Increase in Lice for One Simple Reason
Now, *this* is scary.
Try Not to Feel Badly for This Struggling Chicken Bobbing for Apples
Cluck was not on his side.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
High School Orders Students to Get Pre-Approved for Dance Dresses
Don't say yes to the dress until the school does.
Woman Plays Same Lottery Numbers for 30 Years, Wins $133 Million Jackpot
This woman's decision to stick with her game plan literally paid off.
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Make Any Guy Look Like a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.