Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.