Kyle Dowling

Today’s world is a tough one. The economy is in such shambles that even white collar workers are scrounging for cash. The days of things costing a nickel and America being the king of all kings are far over and unfortunately, society is in the middle of feeling the harsh after affects of a troubled economy: We’re living in smaller houses, we’re losing our jobs … occasionally worse things are happe

Well, this is just terrifying. For some reason, this guy apparently owns a giant Burmese python, and for some other reason he likes to take it for “walks” around the neighborhood.

Very mature Theodore.

Finally, Shark Week is here! For some reason America has a fascination with the week-long Discovery channel brainchild. It’s a time to celebrate sharks, their lifestyle and a chance to act intelligent because we watched the Discovery Channel the night before.

Get ready because it’s about to get creepy up in here with MugShot Yourself. In an attempt to promote the new BBC series ‘Copper,’ a website has been developed that takes a photo of you and blends it with vintage mug shots, courtesy of Mark Michaelson’s “Least Wanted” collection.

Name: Sassy Stanley Occupation: Former aerobics instructor (forced into retirement) / current Jeff Bridges impersonator. Interests: Retro clothing, Lebowski Fest, REO Speedwagon, sidewalk yoga, wedgies and Jazzercise. Hobbies: Stretching, shopping, bulge rearranging, and walking because for some reason I never get picked up while hitchhiking...

TLC does it again! Spawned from the ever-so-disturbing series ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ this new reality show — titled ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ — is on a whole new level of WTF. Want a peek? Check out the trailer below.

Name: Roberta — AKA Rubberta. Occupation: Taste tester on Pa’s farm and licensed notary public. Interests: Big wheeling, Michelin tires, NASCAR, Lynyrd Skynyrd, swamp rock, racism and solving ’48 Hours Mystery’ programs before the show is over (currently 0-54)...

Marriage is a strange, even difficult, thing. At times you have to think up things to keep it exciting and entertaining. We suggest assorted ointments and the Lionel Ritchie album.

As if you needed another reason not to move to North Dakota, here’s another one for you to add onto your imaginably long list.