Stephanie McMaster

Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.

Texas Women Ranked 8th Ugliest By Dating Site

The dating app, Clover, has released the most and least attractive states in the U.S., after analyzing data from the app, and according to the results, while Texas is not among the hottest states, it did rank among the least attractive.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Compares Cowboys’ Defense to Mexican Border

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott expressed his frustration with the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday's game against The Saints via Twitter, comparing the Cowboys' defense to the Mexican border.

Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan

A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.

Guns Now Allowed At Houston Zoo

Patrons of the Houston Zoo are now free to pack heat while gazing at the gorillas or petting the goats in the children's petting zoo.

Oklahoma Teen Accidentally Shoots Self Twice in 3 Months

An Oklahoma 16-year-old is hospitalized after officials said he accidentally shot himself in the leg for the second time in three months.

Texas Woman Dies After Eating Tainted Cucumber

A salmonella outbreak linked to contaminated cucumbers imported from Mexico by a California company is being blamed for the death of a Texas woman.

Still From ‘Jurassic Park’ Included in News Coverage of Houston Flooding

Either someone snuck a still from Jurassic Park into a news station's coverage of Houston flooding, or it it is the end times in Texas, y'all.

Dustin Lynch Releases ‘Hell of a Night’ Lyric Video

Dustin Lynch released "Hell of a Night," the newest single from the album, "Where It's At," last week, and now there's an official lyric video to go along with it.

Why You Should Stop Using Spray Sunscreen on Your Kids Right Now

An ongoing investigation by the Food and Drug Administration has prompted Consumer Reports to urge parents not to use spray-on sunscreen on or near children.

What Dads REALLY Want For Father’s Day

If you're a dad, chances are you're getting some ties, socks and, if you're lucky, a sweet "No. 1 Dad" mug this Sunday. But what do you REALLY want? According to dads on the Internet, the wish list is pretty simple. According to dads on Reddit, here's what they really want this Father's Day:

In Time For the Holidays – Lowered Boots in the Sand Room Prices

Every country music fan we talked to was excited about the inaugural Boots in the Sand event: A five day/four night vacation with Dierks Bentley, Brantley Gilbert, Billy Currington and Jana Kramer next February at the all-inclusive and brand-spanking new Hard Rock Hotel in the Riviera Maya in Mexico, but some of you said room packages were a little out of your price range. Well, we heard you and a

Last Call To Get $1,000 Off Your Boots in the Sand Room Package

We know that life gets hectic and that's why we want to remind you that today is the last day to join Dierks Bentley, Brantley Gilbert, Billy Currington and Jana Kramer for Boots in the Sand in the Riviera Maya in Mexico for $1,000 off the price to the general public...