I am a simple guy that enjoys watching sports and playing video games. I was not born in Texas but I got down here as fast as I could. I was born in Baltimore, Maryland and I support my hometown baseball team the Baltimore Orioles. I love the Dallas Cowboys and hopefully I don't die of a heart attack watching them one day.
Texas Cop Busted at Undercover Prostitution Sting
Guess nobody told him this was going down.
Texans Hate Well Done Steak More Than Any Other Food
Some people say that's how it should be cooked, others say you have ruined the meat. Looks like in Texas, it pisses people off more than anything.
Passengers Leaving Texas Were All Gifted a Nintendo Switch on a Recent Flight
Now this is one heck of an airline promotion.
Toys R Us Officially Making a Comeback With Two New Stores and Texas is Getting One
No matter how much we all grew up, we were always Toys R Us kids.
Texas Woman Accidentally Breaks Bell Meant to Celebrate End of Cancer Treatment
You know what, not even mad. She deserves to ring that thing like crazy.
First Of Its Kind Water Slide Opens in Texas Yesterday
This is taking the concept of three different water slides and throwing it into one massive slide.
Texas Woman Lived With Decaying Mother’s Corpse for Three Years
This sounds like something out of a horror movie.
Authorities Say Missing Texas Man Was Eaten by His Own Dogs
The man had been missing for several months and evidence suggested the dogs on his property were the ones responsible.
Spilled Protein Shakes Caused Traffic This Morning on Texas Highway
Gym rats everywhere are crying at the wasted gains.
Iowa Park Police Department Guarding Blue Bell Ice Cream
See what you have done Blue Bell lickers!
Jeff Goldblum Bringing Touring Jazz Show to North Texas
Today I learned Jeff Goldblum has a touring jazz show.
North Texas Airport Will be the First to Try Out New Robot Luggage Handlers
The robots are coming for our jobs again.