Great. I needed something else keeping me up at night. We've talked before about the terror that could come with mobilized fish coming for revenge, but I thought I was safe from birds. At least I would be safe if I was inside! I thought wrong!

At the University of Victoria, in Canada, birds have learned how to open and close the doors of the newly converted campus bike center so they can come and go as they please. The swallows had been nesting in the parking garage before the conversion. During construction of the center they quickly figured out where to fly to trigger the automatic doors and let themselves go.

This video shows and explains how the birds figured it out.

Now I know what you are thinking. You think I'm overreacting. There are two easy to point out facts that will show you that the bird attack Armageddon has been coming for quite awhile.

  • 1) Angry Birds! Yes it was just a game, but while we were just playing many people seem to have forgotten that those birds were truly angry. and don't act like those pigs and their structures weren't meant to represent the arrogant humans sitting peacefully in our fancy buildings.
  • 2) Birds have already been looking for ways to penetrate our man-main fortresses for years. I mean, just look at this bird that died trying to attack my office but was destroyed by a simple window.
Artsy Picture I Took Of The Dead Bird Outside The Office
Artsy Picture I Took Of The Dead Bird Outside The Office
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Imagine if that bird could have just opened the door, flew up the stairs, and attacked. We would never have even seen it coming!

Don't act like they don't want to. We've all seen or at least heard about the 1963 documentary film The Birds. Those cold blooded killing machines are just waiting to sink their beaks and talons right into our delicious human eye juices!

Take this as a warning. Make sure you are ready for the birds to come! It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but as we can see from this new information, it's obviously coming. Don't say I didn't warn you!

 

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