Camera Captures Burglar Trying to Break Into Texas Home

That's it, I'm getting a doorbell camera. How did the rascal in the video at the bottom of this article not know he was being recorded? I mean, the footage starts off with him messing with the camera right before he allegedly starts to try to break in. Did he think he pointed the camera in another direction?

Who knows. Let's break down the footage.

Texas Break-in Attempt Caught on Home Security Camera

Ok, first thing, who dresses like Jacques Cousteau to go break into a house? The blue outfit topped off with a red toboggan doesn't really help you blend in with the environment. You stick out like a sore thumb, buster.

Secondly, I don't believe the rasccal has ever used a crow bar before in his life. Maybe if you took the backpack off, it might help you a little. It's kind of hard to get leverage when a big sack of crap keeps swinging around your arm, doofus.

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I can't decide if my favorite part of the video is the fact that we can literally hear police sirens getting closer throughout the entire video, or that it appears as if he is getting into a fight with someone off camera.

At one point, he looks to his right and exclaims, "What you gonna do?"

Well, probably call the police, sir.

Check out the video below: