Daily Distraction

You may be a straight-up red-blooded man from Texas, but are you a Texas Man Card carrying red-blooded man from Texas?

All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.

Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.

This is probably the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you on TV.

The ad game has forever changed.

This kid isn't quite ready for show business.

Maybe we need to start patrolling selfies.

It's been a banner year for bloopers. And we've still got more than five months to go.

This forecast was right on the money.

What happens to this kid is no surprise, but it's still funny. Very funny.

Don't walk and yell.

What's that they say about how you should dance like no one's watching?