Dallas Resident Films Man Walking Around Naked Outside

If there is one piece of advice I can give to the ladies who recorded a naked man walking around South Dallas in the video at the end of this article, it would be this: It's probably not a wise idea to make conversation with a man wearing no clothes, casually walking around your neighborhood.

He's not a child, and not a damsel in distress. This dude could have grabbed any number of items on his stroll to cover up his junk, yet he is casually strolling around the block in his birthday suit like it's nothing.

Naked Man Spotted Strolling Through Dallas Neighborhood

To me, that screams he either has mental health issues or is extremely intoxicated on many substances. Either way, stay in your car and keep those windows rolled up, ladies. He might look out of shape, but I guarantee you he could have turned on the jet and been right at your window in 5 seconds flat. Big boys can still move!

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In all seriousness, though, I hope this man gets the help he needs before something bad happens to him or someone else. Of course, he could just be a nudist, or maybe he was caught with someone else's spouse in the bedroom and had to quickly make an escape.

I've scoured the interwebs and haven't been able to find any follow-up information on Mister Naked here, so at this point, there seems to be no arrests made.

Edit: The video has now been removed from TikTok, but it was literally just the guy in the image above walking around while the ladies in the car ask him if he's ok. It was a five-second clip.

Check out the video below:

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