Dr. Pepper Runner Chased by Texas Clerk in Viral Video

Back in the day when I was a young rascal, me and the boys went on a "beer run" a time or two. That's a fancy way of saying we stole it. We stole beer because we were not old enough to purchase it legally.

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Well, the rascal in the video at the bottom of this article looks to be making a "Dr. Pepper run." Or maybe he purchased it and was so excited to drink it he was running home, and the clerk who was chasing him was just cheering him on. Who know? Lets break it down.

The Chase Is On

When the video opens, we see a gas station clerk running on the outside of his store traveling across the camera from left to right. This is illustrated by the screen grab below:

Sandals For the Win

As the camera pans right and zooms in, we see a rascal running down the road carrying a couple of twelve packs of the best soda God ever put on this earth, Squirt. Wait, no, I mean Dr. Pepper. He appears to be wearing sandals, the best footwear for running if you didn't know.

What is a Dr. Pepper Run?

The camera pans back left to find that the man doing the chasing is all chased out. The pursuit is over.  Why was he after that man? I will make no assumptions or allegations in this article, for I have surpassed my 250 minimum word count.  Good day, Sir.

Check out the video below: