Gentlemen Settle Dispute by Swinging Skateboards in Texas
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The video at the bottom of this article was recorded in Seguin, Texas, a small city just east of San Antonio.
We will be breaking down this cinematic masterpiece without any context whatsoever.
Lets Get Ready to Rumble
The video opens right smack dab in the middle of the action. A man can be seen running from his truck at a couple of skater kids. This man looks like he means business. He was in such a hurry to whoop some butt that he didn't even shut the door to his truck.
Two on One
It looks like he is charging the skater in the red shirt, but before he can land a single blow, the skater in the black shirt steps in between and swings his skateboard wildly at the man's head.
Know When to Quit
This dude keeps charging over and over, each time narrowly missing getting wacked in the head by a skateboard time after time.
Check out the video below:
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