Here’s Why You Don’t Leave Dad Alone With the Baby

This dad needs a job...badly. But until he gets one, we'll settle for his creative YouTube videos.

In this video -- which shows a father Tom Cruising his child a la 'Mission Impossible' over a bowl of candy -- we learn that mom should never leave children alone with dad. The only thing that can come from it is mayhem, messes and dated movie parodies.

The sad part comes when the kid grows up to realize he holds a paralyzing fear of heights. Thankfully he'll have YouTube to see where that came from.