Texas Club Chaos as Bouncers Fight Men in Line

A couple of rascals got rocked by bouncers at a nightclub in Houston, Texas. We're they not in dress code? Did they present fake IDs?

We'll never know, because we just comment on the footage presented. You can check out this piece of art for yourself by scrolling down to the bottom of this article. Be warned, however, because it features that awful "Jetblue Holiday" soundtrack that seems to somehow have infected every other video on TikTok.

Let's break it down.

Texas nightclub fight erupts between bouncers and guests

As the video opens, we see a couple of preppy rascals dressed in khaki shorts and polo shirts apparently trying to get inside a nightclub. I will never understand you guys who wear shorts to go out at night. I get it, we're in Texas and it's extremely hot, but they might have caught those hands just because they look so freaking goofy, who knows?

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So, first the guy in the grey shirt gets absolutely rocked by the bouncers, then his buddy in the red shirt decides to take his chances with three enormous boxers who look like they've had enough of the tomfoolery today. So, as expected, the red shirt guy gets his teeth rolled as well.

Maybe stick to Chili's, fellas, I hear the security is more forgiving over there.

Check out the video below: