Heated Altercation Ends with Texas Cop Chokeslamming Man

The Undertaker could not have done it better himself. A cop in Texas used a chokeslam to get an unruly student to stop being such a rascal.  We're breaking down the video at the bottom of this article with no context whatsoever, as per usual.

The Altercation: What Went Down

Our scene opens right smack dab in the middle of the action.  A brawl has broken out in what appears to be a kitchen or cafeteria.  A man wearing a white shirt and sporting that super cool Edgar haircut that's all the rage with bros right now is throwing some major hands.  I'm not sure if he actually makes contact with anyone, but it's not for a lack of trying.  

From the Ring to Reality: Chokeslam 101

Cops are immediately on the scene, and one cop zeros in on Edgar. This man must have watched a lot of the WWE's Undertaker because he is about to deliver a Chokeslam from Hell, which is one of  Taker's signature moves. Robocop picks the man up by his neck and then...

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...rocks his world by slamming him back-first on the metal tray rack behind him.  The cop then moves on to someone else, assuming Edgar is done for the day.

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And he's right.  Nothing really remarkable happens in the rest of the video, but we can see Edgar standing sheepishly in the back, no longer swinging at folks.  

Check out the video below for yourself.