Knucklehead Squashes Little Boy Chasing Down Garter at Wedding

The stereotype that women go nuts when trying to catch the bouquet has met its match.

Check out this goofball trying to catch the garter at a recent wedding (yeah, we didn't know men were so gung ho about it, either). He totally flattens a kid who's also going for it.

Even though the kid is dressed like he's going to the playground (do his parents not realize even kids need to go formal to a wedding?), you can bet he probably scored more digits on sympathy alone than the guy who beat him to the garter.