Guy Comes Home To Find Roommate In Monkey Costume
Well ...That was awkward.
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Wichita Falls Burglar Busted by Police in the Store Drinking Beer
Someone celebrated their crime a little early.
A High School Principal Made a ‘U Can’t Touch This’ COVID Parody
An Alabama high school principal is going viral for his hilarious parody of MC Hammer’s classic hit “U Can’t Touch This.”
Someone Paid for a Cutout of the Astros Mascot in a Trashcan
Well played Bryan. Money well spent.
Phillie Phanatic Tries To Do Wave With Cardboard Cutout Fans
Needless to say, it didn't work.
Tired of Being a Bird? Just Call This Number
From the way the birds were snatching up those phone numbers it appears it was about time someone reached out to help.
Representative Asks Congress to Ban Democrats Due to Racist Past
Seems like a lot of things recently are changing their names due to a racist past. Representative Louie Gohmert believes the Democrats should have to do the same because of their previous position on slavery.
A Lot of Texans Are Looking for Threesomes During the Pandemic
Social distancing? Nah, invite more people to the party.
Quarantined Man Builds Pirate Ship Out Of White Claw Cans
After the initial seaworthiness test proved successful, the captain and crew took to the bridge for a sail around the swimming pool.
Girls Get iPod For Christmas And Don't Know What It Is
Finally one asks if it's like a Walkman. Yes, it's kinda like that, but better.
His Revenge Plan Was Good, His Getaway Strategy Not So Much
True love. Sometimes it's a never ending game of "I'm gonna get you for that!"
No More Screaming On Roller Coasters In Japan
They're officially asking park goers to "Scream inside your hearts."