Another Stripper in Texas Fell From a 15-Foot Poll

I hope she can get some worker's comp money.

First of all, we shouldn't even have the video at the bottom of this article, because you are not allowed to record video with your phone at gentleman's clubs. That's what I've been told. *cough*

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But since some rascal snuck a few seconds of video, we now have this wild footage to break down. By the way, this isn't the first time this has happened in Texas.

The Ascent

The video opens with a dancer at a Houston strip club ascending to the top of the stripper pole grabbing some bars attached to the ceiling and swinging around on them.

The Fall

After a couple of moves, she loses her grip and plummets toward the ground. I can't imagine what went through her mind at this point, it must have been SO scary.

The Landing

This poor girl then hits the ground and bounces like a sack of potatoes.  I really hope she's ok, but I imagine she at least cracked some ribs. As always with these videos, the person recording shuts it off too quickly before we can see if she gets up or not. And speaking of the person recording...

I Am the Main Character

Why did he make the video about himself? The caption which is front and center throughout the whole video reads: "My first time visiting the strip club in HTX and this happens....."

A. Nobody cares it's your first time, that video is about the fall.

B. An ellipsis should only be three dots... not five.....

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