New Exercise Equipment Begs to be Made Fun Of

A new piece of exercise equipment is rivaling the Shake Weight for the most suggestive home workout.

Meant to be a butt workout (I know... the jokes are just too easy), the Squat Magic is basically a hydraulic press you sit on and pray the seat doesn't unexpectedly make its way up north. The item's information on the official website can either describe exercise equipment or a gentle lover,

Squat Magic is the revolutionary new strength and toning machine that helps you squat with perfect (and safe) form. Its patent-pending Squat Assistive Technology (S.A.T) guides you on the way down and gently assists you on the way up, helping you perform a textbook squat every time. It’s like having your own personal trainer in your living room!

Seriously, they must know what this looks like and the jokes they'll be getting. I can't wait for 'South Park' to take a shot at this like they did with the Shake Weight.

Ok, time to open the flood gates! Give us your best jokes about the Squat Magic below!