stupid criminals

The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

This guy was just doing his job and some dude decided to push him in the lake.

He needed to get comfy before he passed out, so he did the only reasonable thing.

Come on man! Literally go ANYWHERE else to sell those items you just stole.

What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?

Birthday wish, meet death wish.

"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.

How many liquor bottles can one woman steal and get away? The answer is 18, apparently.

Beware the dangers of trunk driving.

Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.

Sorry sweetheart, no matter how much you think that is yours, it is still school property.

Things went from bad to worse for one woman after a recent traffic stop.