Houston, Texas Woman Stashes $100 Worth of Seasoning in Purse

Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she would pay!

I was hesitant to write an article about the video at the bottom of this page, but we don't see her face.

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Also, it's too damn funny not to share.

Give Me That Purse!

Look, we don't have any context as to what was happening before the video started, so I'm going to assume she was using her purse just as an easy way to get all that seasoning up to the counter to pay for it.

Obviously, this is not what the security was thinking, or else I seriously doubt she would have got in a purse-wrestling match with a woman who is twice her size.

But what do I know, maybe she just hates purses with a passion and attacks every handbag she sees.

Cleanup On Aisle Three

After the security dumps the purse for what seems like an eternity, the camera pans down and we see the contents spilled all over the ground. 

Inflation, Man

At first, I thought there was no way that's $100 dollars worth of seasoning, but each one of those suckers a $3-$6 and there are at least 40 of them on the ground.

By my math, that's over $100. Freaking inflation, man.

Check out the video for yourself below.