Woman Threatens to Crap Her Pants If She Gets Arrested, Guess What Happens Next?

This is something a two year old would threaten to do, not a grown adult. Unless you're this woman.

Nobody wants to get arrested. Your average person pleads or begs to be let go. This woman had a different strategy. Paula Renee Sarkowski had officers at her house due to a fight with a family member. She says a fight did take place, but it never got physical. According to her, she had no reason to be arrested.

According to the victim's story, he was grabbed by the hair while being punched in the head with a closed fist. Sarkowski allegedly continued to batter Larry Montrose by scratching him in the arm with her nails and dragged him down the stairs. When officers attempted to place Sarkowski into custody, she tensed up and refused to allow deputies to handcuff her.

During the struggle, Sarkowski stated “If you take me I am going to sh*t myself!” Eventually deputies were able to restrain Sarkowski but were forced to carry her to Deputy Grey’s patrol car. While en route to the jail, Sarkowski proceeded to defecate in the back of Deputy Grey’s patrol car, as she threatened to do several times.

Sarkowski is charged with battery on a person over the age of 65 and resisting arrest. She remains behind bars held on a $3,000 bond.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to be sitting in a jail cell covered in my own crap.